I've mentioned before that Blood on the Ice is the direct result of my Evil BFF's five-year crusade to turn me into a hockey fan. You might wonder how she accomplished this evil deed. Well, she sent me a blueprint I could share for those of you who might be trying to drag a friend down the path of evil. Or, you know, just trying to get them to like things. This blueprint works. I'm living proof.
Talk about what you love....A LOT
Humor helps
So does shiny
Shiny is really fucking awesome
Sparkly isn't bad
either
Neither is bromance
...or pretty
Sometimes more direct persuasion is necessary
Now that the groundwork has been laid, share things that may be to their tastes
Lather, rinse, repeat
Did I mention the repeat?
Reference stupid memes when sending links...cock goes where?
Weird rituals are always interest grabbing
Quality portraits are a good idea
Suits are nice
As is bad hair
Nakedness is always good
Mocking is too
When you have sufficiently brought them over to the dark side...jump for joy
Celebrate!
Try not to smirk too much
PROFIT
In retrospect, I'm kind of ashamed that I responded to a campaign that employed so much exposure to Ryan Kesler.
Monday, May 26, 2014
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