Alternative Blog Hop

I haven't done this before, so hopefully I'll do something right at some point during this post...

The question for the day at the Alternative Blog Hop is: If you had to write yourself as a character what would you be like?

I'd like to say I'd be the awesome chick everybody follows around looking for the latest trends in geek fashion wear, but that would be a lie. You know the obnoxious character in every TV show who's always spitting out useless trivia about every situation, correcting people's grammar, and ranting about things nobody else really cares that much about? Yeah, that would be me. I am a font of useless knowledge and opinions. Fortunately I spend most of my time at home in front of my laptop, so the only people I inflict this on on a regular basis are my children. Poor kids.